![]() ![]() Most of The Nerd's quotes origin from real-life AVGN videos, especially its theme song. The Nerd magically gets out of the game, then post a video criticizing it. "This game sucks monkey balls like all others I've played!" Your f*cking pets are being skinned alive. ![]() This gives the Nerd +1 level of strength, fitness and shooting.įinally, if all your team members including The Nerd are killed while scavanging, the game over screen is changed from "You did not make it to Canada" to "You are dead. This will "kill" him, but The Nerd will return after next camping event, claiming that he survives another shitty game in this game. If the event GameBronus Entertainment System occurs while The Nerd is in team, there will be a special choice featuring him carefully playing and judging three games, only to conclude that all of them are bullshit, but gaining 1 level of fitness, shooting, mechanic, medical and morale in the process.Īdditionally if The Nerd plays one of playable arcade machine found in Arcade-type maps, a special event occurs: A robot arm will come out from the machine, grab him on the balls and pull him inside. This will damage the chassis/himself but raise 1 point of morale. If The Nerd's morale reaches zero, a special despair event will occur, featuring him drunk on beer and crush the vehicle/himself onto a tree, driving/walking respectively. The Nerd's shooting level starts at 7 and can be raised up to 12, 6 over the maximum. The power glove and zapper cannot be unequipped even in death, but not the stones. The Nerd starts with a Power Glove, a Zapper and a stack of 30 stones. We can help each other a little.You have no idea what he is talking about, but at least you get the point.Let the nerd joins the team? Y/N Recruitment successful:You know what? Zombies and shitty games are somehow alike: They rip you off and don't care one bit!Well this joke definitely won't work.Angry Game Nerd joins the team! Onward to Canada! I am somehow stucked in this SHITTY game and cannot figure a way out, and I know you are going to Canada, which wins current run and is probably the way I get outta here. Hand him a bottle of beer:The nerd savagely gulps 10 BOTTLES OF BEER before he is finally able to say something.Ha! Beer always makes everything better. This guy really needs to down it with some beer. He is playing a game console and continuously swearingį*CK! WHY DO I HAVE TO PLAY DR.JEKYLL AND MR.HYDE, IN ANOTHER SHITTY GAME? I'D RATHER EAT THE ROTTEN ASS*HOLE OF A ROAD KILLED SKUNK AND DOWN IT WITH BEER! (flashing color)Īfter crushing the console on a rock cursing for a few hour, the nerd finally calms down and noticed the group. The group encounters an 100% nerd-looking guy. This guy probably has a soar and hoarse throat considering how many curses he just sprayed.Ĭhoose: Hand him a bottle of beer (-10 food) / Ignore him He is throwing stones towards a wandering zombie, only to have them curving above its head.į*CK! THIS WEAPON DOES NOTHING! WHY WOULD ANYONE DESIGN SOMETHING LIKE THIS? I'D RATHER HAVE A BUFFALO TAKE A DIARRHEA DUMP IN MY EAR THAN STAYING IN THIS SHITTY GAME ANYMORE! (flashing color)Īfter swearing and dropping F-bombs for a few hour, the nerd finally calms down and noticed the group. ![]() ![]()
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